I Like Kill Nerds

1. You’d rather stay at home playing your computer than going out and doing something “social”
2. You spend all week working 9 – 5 on a computer, then spend your nights and weekends working on the computer
3. The only friends you have are on Facebook, but you never ever see them and they stopped inviting you to parties and gatherings a long time ago.
4. You have a girlfriend that really digs your smart brain, but you’d rather stay up playing games than sleep with her.
5. You have clothes that are over 2 years old, but refuse to buy new ones. But you are more than willing to buy new computer games and hardware.
6. You have the day off work because you said you were sick when all you really wanted was to spend the entire day on the computer.
7. You can go days without showering and changing your clothes because you don’t want to get off the computer for 15 minutes.
8. Your idea of shopping is eBay rather than actually going to a shopping centre.
9. The only time you go to a shopping centre is to buy computer games and hardware.
10. I’m beating the crap out of you because you’re a nerd.