You heard me: the new iPad sucks. Just like the previous iPad now also formerly known as the now “less cool iPad”, the new one is just as crappy as the old. The iPad 2 has a faster processor and two cameras, that’s hardly worth the high price tag of the iPad nor is it [...]
What the hell is wrong with everyone? You included. Everyone seems to be speculating, masturbating and frothing at the mouth over the possibility of a new iPad being announced Marc 2nd, 2011. What the hell is the big deal? CNET, a whole bunch of news websites and of course MG Siegler from TechCrunch (no surprise [...]
The interwebs is a-buzz with reports that the soon to be released iPhone will be called the iPhone HD, really, how fucking original. Are they really going to release a product that reminds me of Microsoft’s Zune HD? Excuse me a second while I vomit at the thought of that. Who knows, but who even cares anyway?